HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED:
1 large onion, diced
2 cloves/ 2 tsp minced garlic
salt and pepper
2 tablespoons vegetable/olive oil
1.25-1.5 pounds mild ground Italian sausage
2 cans (about 4 cups) chicken broth
4 cups hot water
3 large russet baking potatoes
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon ground pepper
1 cup heavy whipping cream
3-4 cups kale, chopped (1 big bunch)
1/4 cup bacon bits (optional)
AND HERE'S WHAT YOU DO:
Heat a large soup pot over medium high heat and add oil. Dice your onion, and add to the pan. Saute with garlic, salt and pepper, until onions are soft and going brown. Don't burn them; you're caramelizing. Add a teeny bit of water, oil, or broth if you start to stick or burn. Saute for about 3-5 minutes.
Add ground sausage to the party, and brown it until it's all the way cooked. While this is cooking, wash and chop your potatoes. You want to slice them into discs about 1/4-1/3 inch thick, then either quarter or third those discs, depending on how large you want your potato chunks.
When the sausage is cooked, add the chicken broth, water, potatoes, and extra salt to the pot. It will be pretty full, but just mix it all together. Turn the heat up to high and bring it to a boil. Cover, and lower heat medium so it will boil for about 15-20 minutes, or until the potatoes are cooked through.
Meanwhile, wash and cut your kale. Slice the rib out of each kale leaf, then cut the leaf into ribbon strips or chunks. Most recipes call for 2 cups of kale for this amount of soup, but I say at least 3, and while your'e at it, you might as well use the whole bunch. Kale usually comes in bunches at the store, and I usually get nearly 4 cups out of it. Just go for it. It will wilt down, and it tastes savory and yummy. Plus, kale is good for you. In fact, most of the ingredient amounts have been increased in my version to make the soup a little bit more hearty and chunky.
When the potatoes are the consistency you desire (If they cook longer, they'll start to break down, and your soup will be a little more chowder-like than a thin soup, just FYI. So if that's what you're going for, let it cook a little longer.), mix in the cream and kale, and bacon bits if you desire, although I never add them. This soup is amazing without them. Allow the soup to simmer gently for 5 minutes or so to heat the cream and wilt the kale. You may need to turn down the heat to low.
You're ready to taste to see if you need more salt/pepper. Also, if you want it more spicy, you can use hot Italian sausage, or add red pepper flakes near the end.
This soup is a crazy hot temperature, so you might need to let it rest off the heat or in bowls for 5-10 minutes before eating. Either way, be SOUPER (haha) careful and blow, because it is the worst to burn your tastebuds before being able to enjoy it! It goes really well with rolls or bread and butter, and would probably be amazing in a bread bowl.
Plan on 30-50 minutes.
When each pot is separated into 8 heaping bowls, each bowl is about 500 calories, according to myfitnesspal. When I eat it for dinner, I eat one heaping bowl (I've never measured it, but it seems like a little bit more than the amount of soup I get in a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup). My guess is it's close to 2 1/2 cups. Also, it costs like, $12 for all this stuff.